Luke Benedictus
We now turn to one of the great philosophical dilemmas of our time. It is a profound and complex issue at the intersection of the knot, especially between the main desire, technology, psychology, gender equality, gender equality and gender equality, especially in trying to get back into the whimsical NATO strap. Of course, I will introduce you to the tickling challenges. Should I take off my watch before having sex?
In fact, it’s a more divisive issue than you might think. When Men’s Health conducted a Twitter poll on the subject in January 2019, the ju umpire was pretty inconclusive. 57% of respondents said wearing a watch during sex would work perfectly, while 43% thought “we should already have damn things on the bedside table.” But we thought we would interrogate the questions further. For science.
Gender Issues
At this point, you need to establish some basic rules. Don’t get in the way too much: Are you a man or a woman? I’m not going to pry, you understand, but this makes a fundamental difference to the question at hand. Because the expectations for perfect nude during Jigger Pokery are not the same for both genders. Let me explain.
Whenever I try to lead a long-suffering wife into marital activity with Cack’s hands, she’s more likely to recoil if I’m still wearing socks. Even when I convened matching pairs from time to time. This has nothing to do with the erotic possibilities of my feet (trust me). Instead, my wife looks “silly” and “in some way” when I am virtually naked except for socks.
Men, as always, are more open-minded about such small details, and in fact are less likely to demand perfect nude from their partners. In fact, we like wisely selected accessories or two. Take this line from Martin Amy’s inside story, as the author explains what the mystical Phoebe Phelps looks like in bed.
And men tend to be like a bit of something like this, right? Add a specific Frison to the procedure. Certainly, this was probably stuck in our brains by taking too much porn to our degenerated young people. But we have it. Strategically retained clothing can retain a specific charm to the bed, bringing attention to certain parts of the female shape, or adding extra dimensions of texture and interest.
No, Amis doesn’t specifically mention whether Phoebe is wearing a watch in the bed. However, what applies here is a fundamental principle. This means that women enjoy far greater freedom of service in their bedrooms, while men get naked. See everything.
An unexpected trial
Of course, things are very different when we are talking about a spontaneous knee tremler that goes from 0-60 in an eye-opening rush. In Boris Becker’s autobiography, for example, the former tennis star confesses that he sat at a bar in Nob in London and chatted with the waitress and Russian model Angela Elmakova. After a five-minute “little story,” he chases after her to the “darkest corner” of the restaurant. It turns out to be a broom cupboard. It was a momentary indiscretion that led to him becoming an illegal father to his daughter.
During such a dizzy moment of blind passion, the observation of dress protocols tends to disappear. Of course, there are more pressing issues. At such a moment, it would seem strange that Becker suddenly becomes engrossed in unbuckle on his watch – despite being a huge IWC fan, we understand.
Anyway, Becker would have had no time to remove the clock. He described the broom cupboard durience. It described his marriage (his first wife, Barbara, was pregnant with her second child at the time) as “the most expensive five seconds of my life.” Attractive.
Potential distraction
In 2020, NFL Network correspondent Jane Slater says she caught a cheating ex-boyfriend after she noticed a rapid increase in heart rate and physical activity at 4am on the shared Fitbit app. Slater and her ex track each other’s activity levels in order to motivate each other to exercise more. Until one night, she discovered that “he was not explained at 4am and his physical activity level was skyrocketing on the app.”
This is not the only reason why smartwatches and sex aren’t mixed together. If you’re lucky, the last thing you want is to be interrupted mid-stroke by an Apple Watch that lets you know of important emails from your boss. All of these notifications and bleeps are buzzkills that can be distracted from the work at hand. In fact, any explanation clock can prove to be distracted by the pain of passion. Metal bracelets can potentially cause minor wear. You can worry about knocking the clock in the bed post. You can get a glimpse into the chronograph subdials and worry about how long it will last between sheets.
So, in conclusion, we generally recommend that you remove your watch before you become Frisky. And yes, we know, the Richard Mill Erotic Tour Billon RM69 produces random dirty stories for the wearer touching the buttons. But it’s just limiting it to foreplay
